Now a word about Governor Spitzer!

It has come to light that the new Governor from New York has repeatedly used the services of the world's oldest profession; PROSTITUTION! Oh me, oh my! How could this man be so human? I'll bet if we continue shaking this carpet we'll find many more politicians that have engaged in the profession of ill-repute. However, we won't disclose any information until it is convenient for us to use this information for political bounty.

What is this "Emperor's Club"? Did The Governor from New York drive his limo, or rather, his State Police body guard drive the governor's limo to a street corner deep into the bowels of New York City and pick up a homeless drug addict to perform some inarticulate and gross sexual act? No! This is a club for very rich, very influential people to remove their sexual tensions and/or anxieties. This Ashley Youmans knew what she was doing. She was earning quite a lucrative salary for doing it.

Now that a very good governors career has been ruined we can examine the importance of Mr. Spitzer's resignation over this issue. It's stupid, but it also sets precedent. We still currently have a Senator hanging out in Washington that picks up men in airport restrooms. Talk about sleazy! I would have much preferred if Senator Craig utilized an escort service, but he's still in office refusing to admit any wrong doing (he was set up ya know).

Thinking of being set up. I find it interesting that it was Attorney General Spitzer that broke up one of these "services" arresting 18 people, and now this happens to him. I feel sad for the loss of the people of New York. I also feel sad for the stress that this places on the former governor and his family.

How could he do this to his wife is the most opted question. To which I must reply with a rhetorical question of why does anyone think that the oldest profession is still a profession? Anybody would have to be a fool not to understand the stress on a relationship of couples in their forties and early fifties. I'm not going to get into titles and accusations because they are completely dolt. Also, I'm not making excuses for Mr. Spitzer, but I am just trying to look at this situation realistically, and realistically it is nobody's fault.

Therefore, the question I now have is why must we destroy a man's future because he was fulfilling a physiological need? Should he be censured? YES! Should he have to make remunerations for his actions? YES! But should he have his career destroyed and be dragged through the puritan fire pit? NO!

In conclusion, I bid farewell to who might have been New York's finest governor had our world not gone over the edge of puritan perfection. Politics truly is a nasty business.